May192013
People will notice your booty though

People will notice your booty though

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May182013

cj-sewers:

HAHAHAHAHA

seriously, though.

people are idiots.

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May172013

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5PM

Remind Me To Breathe...: On the tenth time you decided it was safest to meet in town; away from...

jasremindmetobreathe:

On the tenth time you decided it was safest to meet in town; away from her apartment and yours. Away from the ability to peel off each other’s clothes faster than you could climb the two flights of stairs. Away from the temptation to fail again. Nine times, you’d both failed at deciding that sex…

May122013

Sex whilst on md is damn near impossible, I achieved the impossible about an hour ago and and it was literally the best experience any body could ever have. I STRONGLY recomend that shit.

May112013
lushcub: bambisociety: crystalshades: bridgemcgidge: shercockandmycrotch: everyone needs a waving snail on their blog i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry that comment im sold gotta do it now there’s some sorcery on that comment.. reblogged too.. ughh omg i have to reblog it what is this? SORRY GUYS I TRIED SO HARD BUT I CANNOT BE THE REASON A SNAIL CRIES I JUST CANT DO IT

lushcub:

bambisociety:

crystalshades:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

there’s some sorcery on that comment.. reblogged too..

ughh omg i have to reblog it what is this?

SORRY GUYS I TRIED SO HARD BUT I CANNOT BE THE REASON A SNAIL CRIES I JUST CANT DO IT

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May92013
bossanovabyss: redkun: That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak. All three of them have heartbreaking pasts. Meowth’s was listed above. James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring.  Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by. “Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

bossanovabyss:

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

All three of them have heartbreaking pasts.

Meowth’s was listed above.

James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring. 

Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by.

“Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

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May82013
Fuck yeah,

Fuck yeah,

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3PM
mxlly: anyone feel free to get me any agent provocateur lingerie…. I’d buy that for people, :)

mxlly:

anyone feel free to get me any agent provocateur lingerie….

I’d buy that for people, :)

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May72013
It’s the moist brigade…

It’s the moist brigade…
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